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Welcome to Snark Floats

I’m not here to hold your hand. This is the place where I drag my own half-drowned thoughts onto a life raft made of sarcasm, sharp humor, and stubborn honesty. And if you want to climb aboard, you’re welcome. This ain't the Titanic, and I'm not hogging the door.

This isn’t a public service. It’s survival. My survival. I call bullshit where I see it — on bad tech, bad storytelling, bad history, corporate evil, and the small stupid things that try to sink us one annoyance at a time.

Life’s a mess. Snark floats.
Grab a seat if you can handle it. If not, there are plenty of other lifeboats out there padded with Pinterest quotes and toxic positivity. Good luck. You’ll need it.

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Bread & Circuses: 21st Century Edition

September 28, 2025

Rome had gladiators, France had Versailles, and we’ve got DoorDash, Netflix, and billionaires in rocket ships. The distractions change, but the pattern doesn’t. Bread, circuses, and systemic rot — different flavors, same recipe.

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You Can’t Learn From the Past if You Erase It

September 14, 2025

If we hide the ugly parts of history, we lose the ability to recognize prejudice when it reappears. You don’t defeat bigotry by burying it — you defeat it by facing it.

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The Lowest Common Denominator

September 08, 2025

Lowest common denominator thinking keeps us safe, bland, and forgettable. We can do better. If we stop settling...

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Integrity is a Quiet Revolution

August 28, 2025

From white horses and sworn oaths to vigilante billionaires and performative trauma, integrity has come a long way. The wrong way...


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