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Welcome to Snark Floats

I’m not here to hold your hand. This is the place where I drag my own half-drowned thoughts onto a life raft made of sarcasm, sharp humor, and stubborn honesty. And if you want to climb aboard, you’re welcome. This ain't the Titanic, and I'm not hogging the door.

This isn’t a public service. It’s survival. My survival. I call bullshit where I see it — on bad tech, bad storytelling, bad history, corporate evil, and the small stupid things that try to sink us one annoyance at a time.

Life’s a mess. Snark floats.
Grab a seat if you can handle it. If not, there are plenty of other lifeboats out there padded with Pinterest quotes and toxic positivity. Good luck. You’ll need it.

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🫵 What Ever Happened to Just Being Yourself?

August 17, 2025

Once upon a time, social media promised connection. Now it demands performance. This post asks why being yourself stopped being enough — and what we’ve lost chasing likes.

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🫀🧠 Shame Doesn't Win Hearts and Minds

August 7, 2025

When we publicly shame the people who made the fatal mistake of voting for Donald Trump (a second time), all we’re doing is reinforcing their commitment. Not necessarily because they still believe every lie he tells, but because it’s psychologically easier to double down than admit you were duped. To admit you were a sucker. Especially when everyone’s pointing and saying, “I told you so.”
Mockery feels good. I bet change would feel better...

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🧠 TL;DR — We Stopped Thinking

July 29, 2025

TL;DR used to mean “too long; didn’t read.” Now it seems to mean “too complicated; didn’t think.”
If our attention span is shorter than a goldfish’s and we’re letting AI do all our thinking, what’s left of us?

Our obsession with brevity is killing critical thinking — and we need to fight for the full thought process.

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🚨 No Warrant? No Problem.

July 26, 2025

TV keeps showing us cops who break the rules and kick in doors like due process is just a pesky suggestion. That fantasy isn’t harmless. It’s training us.
If you’ve ever thought, “Well, they must’ve had a reason to bust down that door,” — this post is for you.


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